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When you sand down a man’s fingers in front of his family
She gave him a nasty Colombian handshake!
When a male ejaculates on a females outer labia forming a horizontal line. Male then snorts the line of semen as if it were cocaine.
Dude, I was so wasted last night I think I gave a girl the Crazy Colombian because my nostils burnt so bad this morning.
Colombian girls are one of the most beautiful women in the world. They are very sweet and seem very innocent but They are very heavy handed and aggressive. Most likely would win in a fight. They usually have very nice bodies and a big butt. They are also very flirtatious and love attention.
Wow. They're gorgeous. Bet they're colombian girls
"Don't mess with her, shes a colombian girl"
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Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.
My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.
The act of fingering a girl in a public place
"Damn that guy Dwight was colombian fingerbanging that girl behind Walgreens"
When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.
Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.
Prettiest girls ever with the sexiest bodies. They are usually tall with nice boobs and a big booty. They are flirtatious and love to be looked at. They are HOTTT
-you know shakira... shes hot
-Yea shes a colombian girl
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