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Colofornia, aka Colorado: cow town, unknown affordable state, was more like the wildwest in the rual areas, but now just a tourists slut, and druggie meca. The state if full of trust fund babies from either coast, pot heads, tree fucking yuppies libtards, californians, closet-queer hipster twinks, grossly rich pumpus ass republicans and a bunch of douch bag out of state poeple who are ruining everything that was colorado. This state is full of robots who follow what ever the latest fad is, from yoga and suburu, to every one having to have a dog, being on a gluten free diet (but can drink $10 beer), hating anyone who has work for living and can think for them selves. Traffic is horrible, poeple have no respect, everywhere smells like pot, meth or herion junkies at every bus stop and in ever ER constantly, low wages, high rent, lack of full time work, over packed hiking trails, bills to close more trails due to over use (example hanging lake). Self entitled coke snorting, pot vaping, trust fund babies.

COLOFORNIA- aka; Colorado: lets go get ripped and shred some powders on the slopes. If we cant afford the weed we'll try meth, its cheaper anyway.

by Polyfemphilia October 29, 2017

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colorado

State in the U.S. founded in 1876 located in the Rocky Mountain region. Denver is it's capitol.

Colorado... brown... synonyms?

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

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Colorado

A mountainous state is the western U.S. best known for its Mother Nature on crack weather, over celebrated weed culture, pathetic Broncos fans with serious inferiority complexes, horrendous drivers, more east coast transplants than CA, OR and WA combined (but they still bitch about “Calforniacation”), where plaid, beards, dogs, and Subaru’s are the standard operating procedure, and where brainwashed liberals think they are saving the earth by shopping at Whole Foods and redefining modern culture by ripping on conservatives, Christians and the AFA in Colorado Springs (never mind they elected a Communist Governor). One redeeming quality is the epic skiing...but even that’s ruined by the idiot liberals, snobs, and douchebags that move from the east coast. Used to be great. Now just a painful lesson in how to wreck a state by letting the idiot marxists have control.

Don’t Colorado your life.

You’ve made plenty on mistakes in life, but at least you didn’t Colorado it like Mike did!

by Idiot liberal February 27, 2019

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Colorado

A plce where weed is legal and everyone is high and drunk snowboarding.

BRUV LETS GO TO COLORADO BRUV

by nUggEt oWo April 16, 2019

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Colorado

A hyped up state in the American West known for having a very dry and arid type climate and legal weed. It’s very transient, last year 193k people left and only 30k came in. That’s the biggest exodus in over 10 years.

It’s a beautiful state, even though the mountains are hard to get to with traffic and sometimes dangerous weather conditions combined with horrible drivers (especially in metro Denver).

In Denver, the so-called “Natives” are passive aggressive white trash. The women think they can walk on water as it’s known as “Menver”. It’s rated the worst dating scene in the county as of 2017. It’s got great neighborhoods, combined with a surprisingly vibrant nightlife. Crime is on the uprise and the homeless population is ridiculous. People are way to slow and leads to pathetic service at restaurants. Attitude sickness is real and a total bitch.

Colorado is a great place but not to live in full-time.

Guy: “I moved here for work from Los Angeles.”

Girl: “well I’m from Iowa and let me tell you how much I love Colorado and hate L.A.”

Guy: “I’m not about to start taking advice from some goddamn hick.”

by cryingshame May 25, 2018

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Colorado

A place to legally smoke weed. A.K.A every drug dealers dream.

“let’s go to Colorado if you know what I mean, hehe...”

by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018

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colorado

a state where big trucks and horses can roam free. a place where everyone in suburbia wishes that they were on the east coast. a place where the only people who appreciate the true colorado beauty are tree huggers, pot smokers, and adventurists. and a place that has endless entertainment possiblities for the overly spontanious.

"what do you wanna do?"
"i dunno,wanna go fourwheeling?"
"ok, then we can all just camp there."
"Ya, and we should get waisted and chase fish down the river."

by skibum88 June 7, 2005

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