colour

the British spelling of color. (british spelling of words must be accompanied by other britishisms )

my what pretty colours you have in your podge!

Mumsy and I went to the pub to buy a chug of coloured ale.

Oh darling we aint got no more colours to paint the house with just pasty white.

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colour

British douchebag-tense for the word COLOR.

We kicked your asses twice, so cut it out with this 'colour' shit already.

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Colouring

Having sex.

I was totally just colouring.

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Colourism

A religon
Rules:
All colours are equal
Love all colours
Dont hate on any colour

"What religon are you?"
"I follow colourism so Im a Colourist!!!"

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colour

The British way of spelling color. Americans spell it "color" which is the better way to spell it. It's shorter and easier.

American dude: Why the hell did u spell color with an extra u?
British dude: because spelling colour without the u is absolutely absurd and---
American dude: you've gotta be shittin me!
British dude: its unproper to use colour without---
American dude: Just shut up. No one gives a fuck.

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colourality

annoying-ness, when you are annoyed with someone who is annoyed with people who speak english as a second language and spell things slightly off or miss a cultural connotation.

Spelling the word theater, theatre. Or humor, humour. Than do something about the affect of the colourality of the situation!

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Off colour

British english - someone who is looking pale, not their usual colour. To mean someone who is feeling unwell, "not themselves" or their "usual self" on that day. Can also be a team or department not performing to their usual standard.

"Are you alright? You look a bit off colour"
"The team played off colour today"

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