A fictional work place for gaylords drinking out of a half pint glass
Excuse me mate do you work at Colson Moors?
Colson is a guy who no one would want to let go of , he is an amazing friend who will put himself in your shoes to try and help .he can be rude at times but only to the people who hurt the ones he loves . He can be amazing in bed but often only gives his all to the one who deserves it.he is very outgoing and playful .he has a very soft heart and will try to make anyone happy even if it breaks him down,he is a full on romantic with the right person and will never let you down.he is the type of guy your parents will be glad you met because he is loyal,trustworthy and an amazing friend but just don’t piss him off .
Friend1 : my mom won’t let me go out with Kevin .
Friend 2: well obviously his not Colson Phelps
used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%
fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels