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In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks
John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?
The act of setting fire to approximately thirty pounds of marijuana laced with cocaine in a room with all the windows and doors shut and then letting it all burn slowly while four or more people engage in sexual intercourse around the fire, all while The Mars Volta is playing in the background.
Hey Juan, did you get invited to the Columbian Bonfire at Rosario's place on Friday night?
Yeah man, I promised him I'd bring my copy of De-Loused.
Raise your partners ass straight in the air. Deposit a half gram of cocaine onto your partners asshole, get your partner to fart creating a cocaine cloud while the recipient inhales the cloud
That columbian oven gave me pink eye
A Colombian Hello is when you probe her anus in a plunging motion with a finger at the start foreplay.
Also a proper greeting in an elevator of a hotel and or performed in a Janitors closet.
Hey Mike did you give Sally the Colombian Hello?
You know I did! I Plunged my finger In her anus, knuckle deep bro! Columbian Hello
Typically performed after a bad breakup. A girl travels to a lucky man's house following her previous breakup. She proceeds to give the lucky man a blow job. As he is about to come, she has him ejaculate on a flat surface. The girl proceeds to snort his ejaculate then leave the premises. She will then keep the ejaculate in her nose until she arrives her Ex-boyfriends house at which time he will answer the door and she will spit a cum-lugee in her EX's face.
"Hey did you hear about what happened to Tim after he broke it off with Julie?"
"Nah but she must have really flipped they were together forever."
"You bet your candy ass she flipped, She met up with Dave, drove back to Tim's and gave him the Columbian Smuggler!"
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the act of slicing someone's throat and pulling their tongue out of the hole.
"dude! ronnie got killed!"
"oh my god, how?"
"that new kid gave him a columbian necktie!"
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A cold or sinus infection resulting from cocaine use.
My sinuses feels like they're going to explode. I must have caught the Columbian Cold from all the coke last night.
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