Comcast

also known as worddowntime/word

Every two hours, my isp decides to give its servers a 3 hour break.

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Comcasted

Being stopped from doing something by an imposed limit, but not being told what that limit is under any circumstances.

If Disneyland was Comcasted:

Agent: "You have exceeded your fun limit for the day. You must leave the park immediately."
Tourist: "Limits? I wasn't told of any limits. What are the limits, if I may ask?"
Agent: "You may not."

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comcastic

Adjective. Branded, descriptive term meaning lame or weak in such a way as to be on the boundaries of imagination.

Did you see that movie man? It really sucked!

Yeah! It was comcastic!

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comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.

OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!

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Comcast

Its the new "C" word, meaning to Go Fuck Yourself

Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast

Hey, COMCAST

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comcast

Adds $200 cable package to your bill without permission when you never had or wanted cable and dont even own a cable box. Then tells you they dont know how it got on your bill, assures they will remove the mystery charge and then only credits you $50

Youve paid comcast $40 a month for internet only for a few years then you get a bill for $240 for the biggest cable package they offer and you dont even have a cable box. You call and they tell you you owe $600 for back charges!?! Wtf

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Comcast

The devils front company

Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil

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