That's it... the dick's comin out.

The ultimate form of revenge that a hammered dude can pull on his friends. All that needs to be done is saying, "That's it (pause) the dick's comin out." followed by the pulling out of his penis. A last resort type of revenge that cannot be topped, at least in the mind of the influenced.

(friend who has johns keys) Hey john did you lose your keys?
(John) ...don't you f**k with me. That's it... the dick's comin out.(pulls out penis)

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hear the train a comin’

What they call it when u use cocaine intravenously (shooting up)

Dude just shot me up and now I hear the train a comin’!!!

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Oh lawd he comin

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

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OH LAWD, HE COMIN

A phrase used to describe obese cats. It must be in all caps and spelled exactly the way it is shown above.

"Do you have a cat."

"Yeah. He weighs like 30 pounds though."

"OH LAWD, HE COMIN!"

Aw lawd he comin

What you say when in the presence of a chonk, a round boyo, or any other absolute unit

Hey, look over at the neighbors cat!

AW LAWD HE COMIN

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big storm comin'

A pseudo excuse for leaving or ending a conversation. Usually preceded by GTG.

I've got to go now, big storm comin'.

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Got Another Thing Comin

A phrase uttered when one is completely appalled by the actions of another, usually indicating that the outcome said trouble maker is expecting will take a turn for the worse.

If this hoe think she gon' just cut me in this damn line, she got another thing comin!

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