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Trust Co.
Band from alabama caterogized as Nu Metal. There music has a personal signature evident when you listen to their music. A very talented rock band with powerful, disturbing, and often times also soothing music. One of the greatest bands to rock the earth.
Trust Co. Rocks your motherfucken sox off!
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A severely deluded, twisted individual with serious mental health problems. He can be very nice, yet unequivocally cruel at the same time. Loves to play the victim. We can only assume something horrible happened to him that made him this way.
California Company gaslighted me into hurting myself, then kissed me afterwards, and said everything will be alright.
A fun, creative and useful company.
"Dude, this place is like the lego company," said John.
A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
Fred: How was your company dump?
Jack: Not bad, I watched 13 youtube videos and tweeted twice!
Frunch and Company
Going to your girlfriends house for Frunch and her ex-in-laws just walk in on you during your nooner.
Yo, my gurl invited me over for frunch and just as she got naked her ex-in-laws just walked into her house, turned into Frunch and Company. Lock that door, bro
A Company Whore is a different breed of company man. This individual:
1 - Preaches company policies.
2 - Surrounding him/herself with company trinkets (purchased with their own money).
3 - Wears company logo apparel 95% of the time (also purchased out of their pocket).
4 - Will do what is necessary to satisfy the nut sack of his/her supervisor.
5 - Will allow the company to ruin his relationship(s) to advance to the next level.
6 - Will have company literature at home (on coffee table) for his/her reading pleasure.
Hey, guys have you seen the new company apparel catalog? No, TJ we have not. I can't wait to order from it because some of my shirts are starting to fade. Hey, TJ don't forget to buy yourself some company g-strings you "Company Whore"!
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Someone who places their career above all other things, often at the cost of fun, friends, and human interaction. Often displays sycophantic behavior to earn favor from their superiors, similar to a "kiss ass" or "brown noser".
Poor Ryan, his girlfriend of 6 years dumped him because he never spent time with her. He was always at work. What a sad, sad, company man.
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