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adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
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Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
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Someone who does not spend any money.............period!
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
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A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
when you compress your girlfriend head with your hands and she likes it, then hates it right afterwards but you keep doing it because it provides you with endless joy.
ex me: Hey honey
gf: hi
me: (compresses head)
gf: stop that (with a compressed head)
me: no (proceeds to compress head even harder)
The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
jamison: i love twitter compression
pixelslick: fuck you