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Condimentation

The use of condiments to improve the taste or presentation of food.

I have to make sure my condimentation is on point.

by Christopher8600 June 10, 2022


Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017


Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments

Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”

by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019


Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.

“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*

by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019


condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 28, 2012


sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017


Condimented relationship

Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.

What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?

by forever creepin' December 29, 2022