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describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor
Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.
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When an Asian man and white woman are in a romantic relationship. This is very rare, much like the bird it is named after.
Did you hear Chin and Jessica are dating? We have a California condor on our hands!
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Located in Bakersfield, California, they are part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Iowa Chops of the AHL, and the Anaheim Ducks of the NHL.
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When you lift your partner off the bed supporting him or her solely with a strap on dildo and perform a 360 degree twirl through the air like a condor flying over the Andean mountains.
Q: Hey bro how'd your date go last night?
A: It was magical man. I performed the iron condor on him at the exact moment of climax.
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when a man pretends to be a large bird (whom is horny) flys over to a woman and pecks at her vagina with his nose then turns her around and regurgitates in her asshole
WOW! Adam that California Condor last night was amazing!
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An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.
The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.
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