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Theory that 500 morons can possibly come up with a single intelligent thought.
I am sad to report that this high school reminds me of Congress.
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The opposite of progress. A bunch of old, rich, whiney white men who think they know how the female body works. Capable of throwing a tantrum and shutting down the American government at any given moment.
Congress is a huge clusterfuck waiting to happen.
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An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.
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Alex has to get his plan through it
I can’t stop until I get my plan through CONGRESS
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(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.
"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."
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A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.
See also sarcasm.
"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.
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