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scientific consensus

Translation from scientist to normal person speak: We honestly have no fucking idea.

Sometimes, even scientists don't know what's going on. At times like that they tend to act like everyone else, which is that they assume the most popular idea must be correct. Unfortunately, this is sophistry, not science.

Dr John Snow, I am tired of your incessant prattling about Cholera being a water-born disease! There is a scientific consensus that it is spread by a miasma and that is final!

by Korgmeister March 21, 2005

22πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Consensual rape

When both Parties agree upon a role play situation in which one will try to force coitus with the other person. The rapist will try engage in copulation whilst the rapee must defend against the rape .The rape will end once fornication has begun or the rapist gives up and is unable to to force sex.

boyfriend: I could have sex with you anytime I wanted even if you didn't want to

Girlfriend: noway

Boyfriend: wanna bet?

Girlfriend: I accept your challenge for consensual rape

by laserclean May 31, 2011

77πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


consensual rape

There is no such thing as a consensual version of rape. It is a phrase used by a person who has misspoken.
Rape is an illegal act, and not a consensual act. Under some situations, a person can not legally consent to sex, such as when they are under the legal age of consent, passed out, drugged, illegally coerced, threatened, threats to harm others, mentally incompetent, when it involves incest, etc.

Rep. Raychel Proudie: β€œThere is no such thing, no such thing as consensual rape,”

by mlhiss May 18, 2019

80πŸ‘ 112πŸ‘Ž


consensual defication

The act and idea of deficating (shitting or pissing) on or being deficated on willingly for sexual pleasure.

The glass bottom boat is a form of consensual defication.

by Supermanchild January 3, 2004

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


consensual rape

Upon a messy break-up, one or both parties of a relationship will wish they never had sex with the other person ever, thereby making each lovemaking session that occured between them known as "consensual rape".

Michelle finally realized what a douchebag Corey is and broke up with him. She's pissed off as hell that he consensually raped her.

Yvette and Scotty were such nymphos, you'd've thought they were meant for each other. But ever since she dumped him, she's been accusing him of consensual rape.

Joann can't stand the sight of Dougie anymore. She can't believe the amount of times they had consensual rape.

Now that Mexxi and Mickie are no longer together, she's extremely upset at the consensual rape that happened between them.

by Muscle Spice March 26, 2009

141πŸ‘ 214πŸ‘Ž


Consensual Clapping

Consensual Clapping is a just another word for sex or consensual rape.

Last night me and my girl where Consensual Clapping.

by FuckingNug September 14, 2018


Consensual Cougarism

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.

Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt

by SnM1221:) August 29, 2017