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When a girl constantly wants to have sex with you but is actually a complete slut
That girl constance wanted to fuck me again
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Constance
Someone who always sucks cock and fucks her own dad and brother. Constance is the kind of person to eat dog shit with cum. People named constance is not to be trusted and are most of the having an erection. People who are named constance have an negative iq and will sell a bike for a bike lock. This motherfucker has a dick fetish so when she goes to class she always has a cock in her mouth.
“Ayah you know constance?” – Ging Ging
“Yeah she eating shit right now.” — Nathan
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A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.
Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.
A act where a woman can jerk off a guys dick with having a parrot on her shoulder.
Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?
Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!
Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.
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Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.
Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.
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Constance Bay- also known as cbay to the locals- is a sketchy town just outside of Ottawa that not a lot of people know about. For the people who do, it is usually an attraction to young families and teens in summer because it's placed right on the Ottawa river so it's perfect to get out of the city and go for a beach day. There are also quite a few local businesses (general stores, restaurants, spa, a community center etc) that makes it easy for people live down here. The population is mostly made up of old people that are mostly pretty nice. But don't be fooled, there are always sketchy sneaky deals going down around here with mostly drugs and alcohol by mostly teens that have too much time and are desperate for money. Down here everyone knows each other and wears plaid and drives trucks have boats and sleds and is usually drunk or smoking a joint. everydays a party down here!
person 1: lets go to constance bay for the day!
person 2: ya! sounds like an awesome idea! we'll get icecream, go for a boat ride and watch the sunset, and get a great tan!
person 3: alright I'll come too as long as we bring the gun