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Typical American newspeak designed to shame males. By it's own definition "only pleasure in life is ejaculating to porn several times a day" a female can't be a coomer. Lesbian and violent porn which are predominantly consumed by women, 50 Shades' international success and being the top customers at sexshops clearly don't count in the eyes of these soy-filled misandrists.
Npc3514: I support freedom!
Guy4793 (watches porn)
Npc3514: You degenerate coomer!
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If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.
Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
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The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.
Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.
When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up
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The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer
Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!
NoFap Chad: ok coomer
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A Mississippi Coomer is when a married woman has sex with a Coomer who jacked off beforehand and he saves the cum and they use it for lube.
“Why would you cheat on Todd with your cousin Sandy?”
“Because he gives me one hell of a Mississippi Coomer.”
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A piece of media, idea, or concept that relies strictly upon sexual themes to make up for its absence of humor.
In other words: Sex is the punchline.
Boy 1: So you actually pay attention to the comedy when you watch porn?
Boy 2: Hell yeah! I’m the biggest fan of Coomer Humor.