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Damn girl, if your'e gonna wear white pants on your rag, at least put a cork in it!
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"to cork" somebody, is to fuck them so hard that their eyes start to pop out.
mr worms gave miss grunt such a ravaged corking, she couldnt walk or sit down for 3 days
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A variation on the word plug.
some one who is completely useless and stupid. the act of doing something dumb.
LUCAS D, Peter P, Tyler VG, Randy Moss
jimmy-wow i really like that shirt.
bob-its pink
jimmy-thats why i like it
bob-your a f***ing cork
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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
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Corking is when a man is engaging sexual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. It is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, ejaculates into the woman's vagina, and plugs her up with the cork. After she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.
Hey Jamal, what did you do last night?
"I corked her real good. She didn't even see it coming."
Nice. Corking is pretty cool.
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Thigh Haematoma.
Cork thighs are common injuries in Australian Rules Football but usually are not serious. Occasionally, bleeding in the thigh can be severe.
Cork injuries can be deliberately inflicted by a swift blow to the thigh by a knee or punch.
For example, the Sydney Swans coach Paul Roos suffered a cork thigh during his career that required surgery to stop bleeding from deep arteries in his thigh. He was forced to wear a thigh pad to protect this region for the last few years of his career.
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verb: A slang term for expelling male ejaculate. To explosively shoot one's nut inside of or on to someone else.
"I had my girl friend bent over the table and right as she came, I pulled her hair back and popped my cork in her ass. It was beautiful."
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