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"I like corndogging"
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A corndog is a visual representation of what you see when a larger woman is having sex with her skinny male partner.
Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean
OOOOOOOOOh boy, I walked in on Norma Lynn and little Mike, they was gettin' busy...looked like a corndog up in there.
Double Chin Donna pulled a corndog on Billy, i get you couldn't see nothing but his skinny legs and feet.
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(verb) The act of shoving ones thumb finger rectally into another human being. usually while shouting the word "Corndog!"
-holy shit taylor just slammed his thumb up ryan's ass!
-yeah i saw, he just gave him The Corndog!
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(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
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When you analy penetrate a girl and she proceeds to get off the penis and engage in oral stimulation of said penis
Wow, im balls deep in Amanda's pooper, then she starts giving me a corndog, it was sweet.
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Literally getting a skateboard shoved up your anus.
Common examples include a skater attempting a trick off of a:
stair set, ledge, rail, or anything else high enough to rip your balls off, and ends up getting blasted in the: nuts, rectum, scrotum, taint, etc.
So basically your a little wiener impaled by stick. (just like a cordog).
Now all you need is a little mustard.
cool guy: wo what happend to you.
corndog: oh ya i got corndoged trying to frontside flip this 12 set.
cool guy: wow that sucks.
corndog: ya i gotta scar look...
cool guy: we're not friends anymore.
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Corndog (n.): a stupid person, more stupid than a clown or douchebag; a walking coated meat popsicle; a mindless consumer.
Me: I'm amused by the way parents tell kids about how there's people "in charge of" things like "honking horn"... there's one person in charge of blah and there's one person in charge of pleh and there's one person in charge of meh
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Friend: Haha
Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D
Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
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