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A semi-rigid scab-like crust of nasal mucosa that is carefully dislodged from one's nose in a lateral plane in order to maximize the square area without disruption to the integrity of the piece. May contain hairs (curb-feeler cornflake) and sometimes dried blood (strawberry cornflake) or both (strawberry curb-feeler cornflake).
When Marty saw Jenny trying to improperly dislodge a massive strawberry curb-feeler cornflake, he beat her until she became incontinent. Once Jenny was unconscious, Marty meticulously excised the prize and claimed it as his own.
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Dickhead that really pisses you off in a sporting and or educational activity
"You Fucking Cornflake get off the field dick head"
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A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.
Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.
Person B: No way!
Person A: Believe it.
Person B: The cereal?
Person A: The cereal.
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a dried snot wisp that resembles a flake of breakfast cereal, not quite as bulky as a crouton.
hey girl, wanna kleenex, you need to send that cornflake back to kellogg's.
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pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.
II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.
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A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.
"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"
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Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.
Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!
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