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Coron

A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot

My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.

by Zozothecat March 22, 2020

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coronation

Refers to a ceremony performed on a variety of occasions, such as:
(1) When someone remembers to "bring in the old device" (i.e., battery, starter, alternator, etc.) to exchange at an auto-parts store and thus avoid the core-charge when purchasing a new one (in this instance, it is often spelled "coreonation").
(2) When someone receives a promotion, gets married, etc, and so everyone present cracks open da ol' lime-wedge-spiked bottles of Corona Lite.
(3) A trepidatious "newbie" welder has managed to strike his first arc, and so everyone around him is having an impromptu celebration of the lovely brilliant-blue "corona" that he successfully created.

I watched an old documentary of Princess Di's coronation, but I was surprised to see that not one of the many attendees appeared to be actually drinking any bottles of "frothy'n' lime" --- what's up with that???

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

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coronic

very high-quality weed that helps you deal with this fucked-up virus infecting the world

I smoked so much coronic I forgot all about this damn virus and had a great day!

by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020

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coroner

noun:
1;someone that fancies stale rump masculine love from a non-resistant cadaver,
2; a place to send someone when they have been a bada bada boyo
3; a person working i the medical field with dead patients becuase there is a less chance of being sued by a patient that is dead

tippy toeing into a room smelling of embalming fluid and growing the largest erection you can (2 1/2 cm) and then ramming it into the first specimens rear end that has a target painted on it

by abused by rump riders! January 7, 2005

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Coronate

Coronate is a word used in a situation where someone sneezes continuously in the public

Oluwa wetin dey coronate?

by Awo_pa March 1, 2020

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coron-optimistic

When someone thinks they have already been exposed to Covid-19, and thus have antibodies for it, because they had one or more symptoms of the disease between January and March 2020.

Todd: โ€œI think I may have had it already. Back in January, I was really sick for like a week after hanging out with that girl that had just gotten back from Seattle.โ€

Me: โ€œYeah, then you probably HAVE had it already. Either that or you are just being a little Coron-optimistic.โ€

by Oilcan99 April 27, 2020


Urination Coronation

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

by levahan December 7, 2009