cotton

wood pulp paper,
wools counterpart

go to the mall and buy another cotton item to add to your already extensively neglected wardrobe.

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Cottoned

A Japanese car modified by a black person.

Yo dawg, we heard you like red beans with yo rice so we cottoned your Accord so you can rice while you cotton.

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cotton

A key factor in wact, meaning to smoke.

I pulled out a cigar and asked my friend, "Hey, want to cotton?"

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Going Cotton to Cotton

To go all out. Comes from taking a q-tip and inserting it into your urethra until the far cotton tip is all that is visible

I got beer, weed, and coke, we're going cotton to cotton tonight!

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Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

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touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

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cotton job

A pre fellatio interaction involving an individual's mouth lacking lubricant qualities giving another individual oral sex with said non lubricated mouth.

Mary took a hit of the bong and gave Jimmy a cotton job with her cotton mouth.