that could be cool

A proper response to when something is definitely not going to be cool.

Girlfriend: Do you want to go to the Jewel concert with me?
Boyfriend: That could be cool.

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Still... Could be worse

Phrase used by Jeremy Clarkson of Top Gear when shit hits the fan.

John- "I crashed my car yesterday cause I was drunk, I'm going to jail."
Jim- "Well that sucks. But Still... could be worse."

she could get it

A female that could "take the D" or in other words,

A girl that men would want to have sex with

Louie- "Damnnnnn homie, Peep homegirl over there..."
Silver- "Godamnnn look at dat ass..."
Both*- "she could get it.."
Louie- "Hellllll Yeah"

take the d she a get it she could get it she uh get it she can get it busty

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i could kill for a

i would kill somebody or something for this item because i’m so desperate

i could kill for a milkshake right not

could care less

used by confused individuals with a poor grasp of written english.

person1:"i could care less"
person2:"my brain isn't melting"

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Could You Please

This isn't your normal everyday could you please, the way it is ment o be said is in a harsh manner, this is because it means stop it. Sorry this definition sucks, I am busy gherkin it.

Tina: Tyler! Get your hands out of your pants!
Sadex: Tina, could you please.

could care less

Often mistaken for "wordcouldn't care less/word." Technically could mean "I care a great amount."

Person: I could care less.
Me: Don't you mean "I couldn't care less"?
Person: Yeah well fuck you.

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