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When you reply to someone's reply on your tweet and ratio them. This only works when they say something like "ratio" "ratioed/ratio'd" or "catch this ratio" in their inital reply.
Person 1: *tweets*
Person 2: "ratio"
Person 3: "how bout you catch this Counter Ratio" *gets more likes*
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The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.
Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!
When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes
Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes
When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.
Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.
Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)
That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)
Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery
The sexual fetish of throwing sliced lunch meats at a willing recipient of interest in a hope to stick a slice upon the body. Sparking extreme climax.
I walked in on Pete deli countering his granddaughter.