A large hammer. So called after bad working practices that evolved during the blacker days of the British Leyland company.
Ah, the Coventry Screwdriver. One size fits all. *bang!*
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A group of homosexuals who hung out on in the fabled Coventry village in Cleveland Ohio. Origins of the word stem from "Hood Rat".
Bruce, a known Coventry Rat, likes his balls hairy.
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Using a cheese testing iron to obtain a stick of cheese which you then place inside a woman's private area. After leaving it to warm for a short while you eat it back out.
Baby, I've got a wheel of cheese and a testing iron, lets break out the Coventry Fondue.
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A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.
I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?
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Speedway team from coventry. Nicknames the bees they distinctly lack a sting in their tail. In recent times become rather attached to the concept of losing and also the wooden spoon that comes with it.
2004 Elite League Wooden Spoon Winners, ironically the only thing they really won.
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Due to Coventry's skank-whore reputation this is the name given to "twos" (the sharing of a cigarette in a 50:50 fashion) except that here in the W-Midlands Coventry Twos implies that the person sharing (i.e. the badboy who didn't pay for the tabacco product) takes way above their 50% entitlement. More of a 85:15 cut.
Person A: Can I have a drag or twos on that, ta?
Person B: Yeah! Sure... Right... So you can Coventry Twos me...
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Midlands Football Team, Utter Shite. If England had Syphilis, The Recoh Is were it'd be.
"Did you see coventry City play last week?"
" No, I was too busy scraping the inside of my eyelids with a blunt chisel."
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