it’s the COVID!

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.

Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

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Covidism

a person or place that uses the COVID-19 pandemic to justify their authoritarian practices.

due to COVID-19, we are requiring all students to be locked in their dorms for 2 weeks because they might kill someone. Covidism is the new and trendy authoritarian philosophy

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Covidism

Irrational behavior caused by the Covid-19 pandemic

I witnessed covidism when I went to Walmart and I saw someone purchasing a years worth of toilet paper.

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COVID

A bad bad boy that needs punishment and a good beating to behave

Covid needs to be taught a lesson. I’ll get the belt and you get the baseball bat.

covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

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the covids

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.

Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”

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Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.

The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.

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