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A delicious meal made by your Alaskan grandmother that you enjoy each time you visit her.
What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
My Grandma made delicious Alaskan Crab Cakes for us when we visited her last March.
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Eating pussy to the lyrics off a song
My favorite mexican crab cake song is "I Get Off"-halestorm
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One must shat on their partners chest, pat the freshly pinched loaf into a nice round cake, sprinkle some old bay, and serve warm. Similar to the Cleveland Steamer
I met this chick from Maryland at the bar the other night. When we got back to her place, she asked me to give her a Maryland Brown Crab Cake.
Before going to sleep, my wife enjoys a good ol' Maryland brown crab cake.
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When you have anal with a girl and jizz in her while you have grabs.
Me and my girl did the Horizontal Crab Cake and now she wont talk to me cause she had to buy two types of creams from the doctor.
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(See deffinition for "Run Train")
"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"
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A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.
"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."
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A girl who you would never in a million years expect to have but does in fact have an infected, un-washed, or undesirable vagina.
She appeared to take care of herself, but she straight up had an undercover crab cake.