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Formerly known as Schindler's List, a webpage where you could Jew people out of their money, labor or items. Then Craig came along, and became a well known prostitute among the listings: Thus famously renaming it Craigslist. In turn, BackPage was then created in honor of Craig's Jewish tendencies. Because the time and effort he put into his prostitution was really just a figurative back hand to value of your drugs.
Hey guys, have you seen Craig? I can't find him on Beach & Ball anymore.
- I don't know man, have you checked Craigslist?
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A forum to arrange for sexual encounters, usually men involving men.
I got laid from a bi SWM by posting a pic of me on craigslist.
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A mental, or physical list of the girls at a party, from hottest to ugliest. The practitioner of the craigslist will then attempt to hook up with the hottest girl, if unsuccessful, move to the girl second in line, and so on. The craiglist is only complete when a successful hookup is made.
Joel: "I'm in need of a wheel tonight, I better pull a craigslist"
Craig: "good call, i did that last night"
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A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer on an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the seller, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling.
Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist Bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."
Example 2
Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."
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Where your parents got you
Your parents: we gotta tell you something...
You:what
Your parents:we got you from Craigslist
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One who gives misleading information about his intentions with a seller. The craigslist liar is known to promise a meeting time and never show. The craigslist liar is generally characterized by over-enthusiam about an item he claims he wants to buy accompanied by repeated texts about his intentions. The craigslist liar is almost always a potential buyer. In the end the seller gets one broke off in him and he's left high and dry.
Dale and the craigslist liar...
Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.
A woman or man who frequents the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist in search of partners for casual sex. Some Craigslist Sluts never divulge their real name.
Liz was the first woman who ever replied to a CL posting of mine (in September, 2004), as I heard from her from time to time, over the years, I realized she was a genuine Craigslist Slut but it would be years before we ever made a connection because I was always never quick enough to emaiul her back when she would reply to my ad. Last week, I posted, I heard from her, I gave a different name, we exchanged photos, and before I knew it, without even speaking to me on the phone, she'd given me her address and told me to come over and have my way with her.
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