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Goblin crawler

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.

The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.

by Emelk March 8, 2022


Bum Crawler

Adjective; Someone who crouches behind a player and follows them around, usually using them as cover and/or to cause great annoyance.

Particularly prevalent on online FPS games, such as Call of Duty.

The verb is 'to bum crawl'.

Player #1: "Dude, look at that n00b behind you, he's been following you all game."

Player #2: "Yeah, he's such a bum crawler!"

by th3presscorpse November 20, 2011


crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

by Kid Ray September 25, 2006


Carrion Crawler

U.S. grindcore/noisecore band from the late 1990's, now defunct.

I saw Carrion Crawler at the show.

by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 18, 2007

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Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023


Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game played by Charlie and Frank from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The game consists of Frank and Charlie crawling around in the night together like worms.

"Why do we never play night crawlers anymore huh frank?"

by Butta Steez October 12, 2009

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pole crawler

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

by Joe LaRussa July 24, 2006

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