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1: (n) A piece of plastic with an intangible monetary value behind it.
2: (v) The act of falling on your skateboard when it is in an upright position between your legs, thus giving any spectators the impression that you are swiping your ass with it. This can be followed by pain either in the testicular or anal regions.
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Verb.
The act of sliding an object in between cheeks of the buttox. This is a great way to impress girlfriends/wives.
My phone smells like poop because Jim credit carded it.
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a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.
b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.
b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
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a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards
"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...
"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"
When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
To swipe a credit card in someone's ass from bottom to top as deep as you can.
Holy shit, that bitch just got credit carded!
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opening a door that you don't have access the keys to using a credit card, by tricking the locking mechanism up and down.
dude i still can't believe that you've credit carted the door lock just to take a picture.
I learned this credit carding method from my inmate back in 90s.
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