coochie credit

instead of paying with money you pay with your coochie

I can't pay with cash but can i pay with coochie credit!

Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

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credit crunched

(adj.) affected by the credit crunch

They had to cancel their holiday - they've been credit crunched.

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LADDER OF CREDIT

The attempted explanation of increasing a consumers credit score based on making satisfactory payments to a lender. This is usually accompanied by a amateurish drawing of a ladder. Both customer and manager explaining this seem to either be drunk or confused.

If you make these payments on time on our ladder of credit, you will progress up the ladder and your credit will ssssshhhhooootttt(slurred) right up.

DVR Credit

The term DVR credit is the time earned when you pause or rewind live television on your DVR. You subsequently spend your DVR credit to fast forward through the commercials, or unwanted content.

DVR credit has a maximum value equal to the total time of the commercials/ unwanted content. If you record beyond this maximum value you’re just watching recorded television.

The term DVR credit was coined by early DVR adopters, from Chicago, IL.

"Dinner is ready, pause the game and we're earn DVR credit while we eat."

"Ok, lets spend some of our DVR credit and skip this crappy half time show."

Credit Card

The act of sliding your hand through one's ass crack.

When Sylvia was bending over, I was so tempted to give her a good ol' Credit Card

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credit criminal

someone who does not pay there bills.
Often by choice, rather than due to unforseen occurance.
This term was coined in the auto industry and used to describe unfinancable customers.

(Sales manager)
Sorry buddy, there credit criminal's cut them loose and grab another up.
(salesman) Damn it I thought I had a citizen here.

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