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Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.
When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.
When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.
The evidence points to post cremation.
when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party
"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"
Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.
I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.
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Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.
Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.
To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."
Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
Common law, Texas, single for 70 years, CI
cremated Chisholm sitting on a mantle
The Cremation Question is a question that famous Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronuses asked several celebrities, with reactions varying from confused to disturbed.
guy1: Hey dude! if your ashes were turned into a vinyl, what song would it play?
guy2: dude, shut up about The Cremation Question!