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A once good magician who now drinks too much and offers drunk women money to flash him.
I'm Criss Angel. Show me your tits.
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When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!
When a person suffers from the mistaken impression that anybody gives a shit who they are and what they do.
Because Terry could kind of juggle he suffered from Criss Angel Syndrome.
Terry: "Hey guys! Look at this!"
Guys: "Fuck you Terry."
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An expression you say when you're in disbelief
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
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