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croatia

the country needs some political repairs!

A land in the Balkan Peninsula, sided by the Adriatic Coast on its east side. It was settled by huge migration waves from Russia and Ukrane. These people had no identity as they were adapting new changes in the new environment. During the 10th century these people that came from the north are Croatians, Serbians, Bulgarins, etc. When the Roman Empire clashed and the two churches split all the people
in the Balkan lands were christened to Orthodoxy. The Roman Popes could not stand this prosperity on the east, of Croatians and Serbians, Greeks gaining power. Therefore he sent Crusaders across the sea to catholize the Croatians and also try to convert Serbains (because they were closest to the coast). Unfortunetly they did successed to convert Croatins to Catholic Croatians. Through the ages, the Serbs that settled the east coast
of the Adriatic and without a choice recognized this new faith made my the Popes in Italy. (This is very interesting: are you going to believe what Jesus told his followers to do; +Orthodoxy, or are you going to ammend
new laws that were never made by Jesus; Catholics). Around the 5th century Mohammed, born in 570 in Mecca, Soudi Arabia, from his fortieth year experienced a series of revolutions through which God, Allah, showed him
the truth. He called this religion Islam ("submission"). At the end of the 17th century you could say that Bosnia and Eastern Croatia were mixed with Moslems. Croatia on its western side did not have great impoact from the
southern threats because they depended on Italy for religion; which was Italy's goal to attain many followers to Catholics. *I was born in Croatia and it is truly beautiful, in fact the whole Balkan land, or Former Yugoslavia
was amazing in its physical situations. You could say life was good, but when the 19th century came things changed. It was Hitlers doing to please Croatia so it can side with Hitler and destroy the Allies (North
America, Serbia, etc.) This is where backstabbing of Croatins to Serbains arose. It is disturbing to pick out some fact of what the Croatians did to Serbains. Over 1 million Serbs were strangled, shot, hanged, stabbed, set
on fire, etc. Serbs have always struggled to keep its identity and culture but it was being attacked by the Croatians. They have gained no good reputation by following dictatorship leaders to rip appart
Yugoslavia. (Why do they hate us? It should be us Serbs that should be mad and end your poison against inocent humanity). In fact it was Milosevic who played a role for ethnic clensing of Serbains that lived in Dalmatia for
centuries. I think it is time for the Croatian society to wake up and have a possitive attitude within themselves. They need to take their pittyful eye of the Pope and focus on rebuilding Croatia. They should also express that non-hate with Serbians. We might forgive but never forget what they did!

by Cetnik Mirko July 10, 2004

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croatia

one of the most redneckish countries in the world. there's not much to see. one very bad thing about it all is people who live in the belief that they are the only patriotic country in the world. they are fucking nuts, they still live like it's the war all over the place. the most fantabulous thing is their singer called thompson who is a sick fuck singing about burning other people and countries-sick as i wrote. the other thing is that they chase some generals from the war all the time and nobody talks about anything else but that. they have a very hairy president. STAY AWAY

croatia is a sick place with many generals on the loose

by polly on the rocks June 16, 2006

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croatia

another word for shit or crap
it really hurts when it leaves your anus

i need to take a croatia

by the uncanny1 September 7, 2007

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croatia

a country that used to be a part of Yugoslavia now its called croatia, a country that thinks they are the only ones in the world with beaches. The climate up there is to cold you cant even go swimming. montenegro beaches are much better and has a more warmer climate. if croatia didn't have a coast line they would just be a crapy third world country.

Montenegro's 50 kilometers or so coastline look's like paradies compared to croatia's. screw croatia lets go to montenegro for holidays.

by mirco September 4, 2005

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Croatia

Country taking up a northwesterly crescent of what used to be Yugoslavia. Noted for Roman Catholic nationalist fundamentalism. Joined with the Serbs in attacking Bosnia-Herzegovina in the early 1990s. The national flag ripples with the same red and white checkerboard pattern that was last seen when the area was a puppet state of Nazi Germany, which should tell you all you need to know.

Croatia. The country that looks back nostalgically on the Third Reich.

by Fearman October 11, 2007

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Croatia

The biggest excuse for a country. Has shitty economy, industry, political value, brains, funding, legal grounds, shit history, shit people (with few exceptions), retarded politicians, shitty traffic and the worst education system I've ever seen.

Person A: Do you think USA is a shit country?
Person B: Dude, you should take a look at Croatia.

by BackPeople April 19, 2020

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croatia

a wussy country that got its independence from Yugoslavia in 1991 because they cant fight their own wars and only won because country's that have small dicks(US) helped them out.

All of Yugoslavia should be owned by the rightful owners, the Caucasian Dinaric race (Serbs)

by Weepin August 8, 2005

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