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A: "Where has that croatian waiter gone? I'm starving."
B: He's probably in the kitchen watching football and spitting in your lunch.
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The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.
P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
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A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.
Look at Alex he's a Croatian Sensation
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Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.
There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.
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An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
- How was the Croatian handshake?
- Very deep.
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A Croatian Prince is a smart, educated, well built young man who looks to his future as a king. He is athletic, charming and respected by all man kind. Girls want to be his bride. He is a business minded guy who makes plenty of money, drives expensive cars and gives often to help the less fortunate.
Is that a star in the crowd? No that is a Croatian Prince!
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A person who is croatian and gives you the best sensation ever
Im the Croatian sensation and im sweeping the nation
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