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Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes
Crocs are shoes for people with no taste
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Hidious but revolutionary shoes made of Croslite polyurethane—an antimicrobial resin that (contrary to anecdotal evidence) resists odor. The clasic clog is made several colors with and without holes and with and without straps. More and more styles(even boots) are about to hit the market. Ugly is comfortable.
My daughter said my Crocs look soooo gay, but I ask "Why should the gays get all the comfort?"
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another word for dope, fire, or cool.
Adam: Yo Katy is croc, I fuck with her.
Bella: Yeah, she cool.
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In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
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Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.
Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.
Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!
Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
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Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba
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Verb: the action of being physically or emotionally harmed by a croc(s)
Ryan just crocced Kate in the head
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