cron monster

a giant gelatinous monster that fangoriously devours ya'lls cronic.

My stash has been ganked by a cron monster.

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cron job

The software utility Cron is a time-based job scheduler in Unix-like computer operating systems. People who set up and maintain software environments use cron to schedule jobs (commands or shell scripts) to run periodically at fixed times, dates, or intervals.

did you use a cron job to do you stay up all night tweeting

cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

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crizzz-a-cron

When something has a greatness level above ordinary words like awesome or cool.

You are watching a really kick ass zombie movie and a really brutal death just occurs. Instead of saying, "awesome!" You could say crizzz-a-cron!

"That death was straight up crizzz-a-cron!"

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cron job

Sticking an ear of corn into a sexual orifice beginning with the broad rather than the tapered end of the corn.

"That girl has been walking funny for days, she must been given a double cron job."
"Hey, can you setup a cron job for me. I need it to happen twice a day from now on."

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oh my cron

A surprised reaction to news related to the Omicron variant.

Friend: Debbie said she was staying home for New Years, but then she took her grandma to a rager and now they both have Covid.
Me: oh my cron

cron job

A colloquial for oral sex, usually the male recipient version. Metaphorically referring to the penis as "cron", LOLSpeak for a cob of corn.

"Dood - she set me up an awesome cron job last night!"

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