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The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.
" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"
When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so
Eating popcorn
Nobody:
Skrunky: *CRONCH*
A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.
John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.
Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.
Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".
New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.
Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.
A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen
Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch