crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

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Crotch

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.

I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.

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Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

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crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

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crotch

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

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Crotch

Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.

Guy 1: shit man the fuzz is coming crotch the weed
Guy 2: alright I threw it in the ditch

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Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

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