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crunchy

putting your foot in your mouth after saying something inappropriate

I bet you feel crunchy after making gay jokes around Jim's homosexual dad.

by KD November 15, 2002

128๐Ÿ‘ 175๐Ÿ‘Ž


crunchy

1. Absolutely super cool. "That's the crunchiest thing i've ever heard."
2. Hippie-like. "Those Birkenstocks are crunchy, man."

you are the crunchiest crunchy granolahead of all time, dude. let's go play hacky sack.

by noonoo March 28, 2005

107๐Ÿ‘ 158๐Ÿ‘Ž


crunchies

in foot massage and/or reflexology... slang term for lumps, bumps etc. the therapist usually finds in a client's feet... usually calcium and mineral deposits.

Wow, I was working with Carlisle's feet the other day and he had mega crunchies! He really needs regular massages!

by pegva May 17, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crunchie

Often mis-thought to be a neo-hippie; this is only partially true. A Crunchie / Crunchy (either spelling is ok) Is actually 3/4 preppy, 1/4 hippie. They do enjoy smoking the reefer, but it doesn't have to be excessive. Rainbow sandals/ barefeet are common. Lacoste shirts, polo, etc. Don't seem to care but look great anyway.

"That guy in the light pink polo shirt with long hair smoking a dubey is such a crunchie."

by Natasha October 7, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


crunchy

a term used by hippies or a pothead of any kind to describe something they like. Things they liek include sweet jams, things that are all natural, hacky-sacks, and other dirty things

hey man, this is my favorite fish jam, its so crunchy

by m.rees'spieces January 11, 2006

97๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crunchy

Extremely slutty, promiscuous

You crunchy whore!

by Vitaminhead January 16, 2021


Crunchy

Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.

Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?

by La Velocidad April 15, 2021