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To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'
One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.
Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck
Also known as a "Fathom Crotreau," this is the female version of the devil. She hates everything, and is probably big enough to kill you and eat you.
Stay away from that girl, man. She's a cunt bitch shit fuck.
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A sarcastic bitter remake of congratulations.
some guy: you are funny! I bow before you.
kat-in-the-box: WELL CUNT-FUCK-U-LATIONS!! I HOPE YOU DIE!!
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Something your mom says when she's driving.
"Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE" you mom says.
"Mum stop yelling"
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what you say when Paula Abdul grabs onto your legs at her house and wont let you leave because she's so monsterly fucked on painkillers and knows NOBODY will put up with her crazy horseshit besides you and then she tries to bribe you with $1100.00 keesh and a boxter (old one..wtf?) and then she takes a dump in the washing machine but you tell her....
oh, yeah... sorry...you stupid cunt, fuck off...ok.. it's kinda like big foot doing massive bongs with Wavy Gravy, whilst enjoying more Yorkshire Pudding than offered (that ungrateful shitpile) then being totally offended by WG's complete lack of etiquette in not tossing the big hairy's salad, like a champ... orrrrr!!...(bigfeet noize)
Basically, you're expressing the end of a once-magical relationship...that no one will ever believe happened... except that BUTTHOLE Simon who pretended to video tape like I'd asked him but totally fucking lied..whatever, cheeerz
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Its your mom
WOW SHE GIVES ALOT OF CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT
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