curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.

Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!

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curling

An interesting way of describing taking a dump.

I'm just of to the curling pit to curl one out.

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Curl

Verb meaning “to go smoke marijuana”

“I want to curl tonight bro”

curling

The best sport. You guys are jackasses and particularly wrong. The Swedish excel at this specific sport so burn! You can not out smart me fools!!!!!!!!!

Curling is a great sport!

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Curled

When someone isn’t acting right. As if they are high or confused.

Are u curled or something?

She was so curled yesterday

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curl

lifitng weights with your shlong

i can curl small children...yeah!!!

Im like MJ

(hi, my names nitish...i can curl myself!!!)

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curl

n. a long, unbroken turd

"Dude, can we stop by my crib real quick? I gotta drop a huge curl."

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