curry

An Asian dish.
Really popular in Britain with people who have more beer than blood in their bodies.
Real nice food.
Also, belive it or not, it's a programming language.

Drunken man 1: err mate we need some curry and fast!
Drunken man 2: Aye I agree, vindaloo?

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curry

a generic name for Asian food, usually Indian.
Very popular in UK drank with huge quantities of lager.

Ooh chicken bhuna and chips for me mate!
Give that pussy yank a chicken korma and make mine vindaloo matey!

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currying

Mixing indian spice in to questionable food to make it taste ten million times better than before the currying.

"Vanessa didn't like the turkey, it tasted dry. But after currying, it tasted like an indian."

"Eating babies seems wrong. But after currying them, seems right."

"In burnley they curry everything, because everything there needs currying."

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curry

an awful indian food that makes you fart and shit

ballin like curry

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Curried

To get bombarded with many emails in a short amount of time

Man I just got curried, 6 emails arrived in 15 seconds!

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Currie

Something that you think is an Indian dish but is actually a person. So gorgeous you will want to eat them anyway.

"I fancy a Currie"
"Yeah sure, getting take-out"
"Na different sort"
awkward pause.

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curry

Food substance deriving from central asia, the earliest known recipe for which appeared on tablets found near Babylon in Mesopotamia, written in cuniform text as discovered by the Sumerians, and dated around 1700 B.C., probably as an offering to the god Marduk.

The origin of the word itself is likely to have it's origins from the Tamil word 'kari' meaning spiced sauce.

In Britain, curries range from quite mild, to very hot, vindaloo being one of the hottest varieties.

Americans would not be able to handle even a spoonful of vindaloo cos they are wimpy cry babys.

fancy a curry lads?

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