Curves

When a woman says she has nice curves, it really means that she is fat and has an attitude about it. She may act proud, but deep down inside she is self-conscious and attempts to mask her true feelings with misplaced pride.

Tina says she has nice curves, but she just looks like a cow to me.

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Curve

To turn someone's statement around and use it against them.

OR

To shoot someone down while they're feeling good

Person1: YEA!!! (puts hand up for a high 5)
You: (look at person1) Ummm, no (that's a curve

OR
Person1: You look good today!
Person2: Thank you!
You: (look at them funny) No you dont...
Random Person: CURVE

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Curved

To basically get told off by someone.

Guy 1: Ey brah that's an ugly shirt you got on!

Guy 2: Bitch! shut dat shit up! Yo ugly ass got name chuck taylor's and a fake gucci backpack!

Bystander: Dayummm! Your ass just got curved!!!

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Curving

The act of a girl (or guy) leaning in for a kiss, then suddenly move their head to reject the kiss and throw off the opposition.

curving Riley was caught off guard when Brianna curved the fuck out of him five times in one night

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curves

A female's chest, especially a large one.

That sexy woman has mighty fine curves.

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Curve

Having a "curve" means you have a penis that is so long to the point that it curves, making you a freak in the sheets.

Chuck Wentz, his penis is so long it curves. Dramatically, similar to a "J Curve.

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Curve

What Emma did to me at the dance

Emma curved me at the dance

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