Curves

When a woman says she has nice curves, it really means that she is fat and has an attitude about it. She may act proud, but deep down inside she is self-conscious and attempts to mask her true feelings with misplaced pride.

Tina says she has nice curves, but she just looks like a cow to me.

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Curve

To turn someone's statement around and use it against them.

OR

To shoot someone down while they're feeling good

Person1: YEA!!! (puts hand up for a high 5)
You: (look at person1) Ummm, no (that's a curve

OR
Person1: You look good today!
Person2: Thank you!
You: (look at them funny) No you dont...
Random Person: CURVE

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Curved

To basically get told off by someone.

Guy 1: Ey brah that's an ugly shirt you got on!

Guy 2: Bitch! shut dat shit up! Yo ugly ass got name chuck taylor's and a fake gucci backpack!

Bystander: Dayummm! Your ass just got curved!!!

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curves

A female's chest, especially a large one.

That sexy woman has mighty fine curves.

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Curve

Having a "curve" means you have a penis that is so long to the point that it curves, making you a freak in the sheets.

Chuck Wentz, his penis is so long it curves. Dramatically, similar to a "J Curve.

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Curve

What Emma did to me at the dance

Emma curved me at the dance

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The Curve

"The Curve" is an alternative method of asexual reproduction, consisting of a hermaphroditic individual inserting his/her penis into his/her own vagina. It's called "The Curve", because of the distinctive shape the penis makes as it's inserted. "The Curve" refers to the act; it can be expressed as a verb with "Curving".

(Verb) "Well Billie, I have both the gun, and the holster, so I'll let you choose. What do you want to do?" "Honestly Sam, I'm content just sitting here and watching you curve yourself."

(Noun) "Wow, she's hot." "If you say so, but it looks to me like she's got The Curve going on."

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