cyril

(n) a person who is bad at making the sex.
(v) the act of being bad at the sex.

Origins come from the fact that most people called cyril have a loose, at best, understanding of the general rules of sexual intercouse. A cyril is someone who lures you in and proves to be not only useless but overconfident and somtimes, inadequately groomed.

Cyril is also a male human name, not all men named Cyril are crap roots. However some are, and they are especially aggressive during threesomes. It often takes a lot of showering to wash the cyril off.

Michelle that guy we fucked was such a cyril!

Girl I know, I can't believe we got cyrilled, it was like it was his first time.

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Cyrillic

A form of writing which is indentical to English, except half of the letters are bass-ackwards and the other half stand for different things. And 3 is a letter.

In Cyrillic:
CTANHA = Stalin.
CCCP = USSR.

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cyril

lil bill ass nigga name cummings

this nigga a lil bill name cyril ooo bars kill em

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Cyril

A ridiculously hairy person with low IQ and lots of insecurities

My friend is such a cyril

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Cyril Cornet

The best Rower in the world. He has the supreme skill and will thrash anyone in a race.

Cyril Cornet is the best rower in the world

Cyril Ramaphosa

Billionaire President of South Africa. He made himself rich by corruption and BEE, he hides money under the mattress.

Dave, is that money under your pillow? You are such a Cyril Ramaphosa

Dirty Cyril

When a raccoon coon dude named Cyril takes you back for a good time to fuck. Only to kidnap you and make you a latex pet.

Woah, watch out! He has plans to Dirty Cyril you!