Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

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C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C

rickroll'd

-C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C
-Ah f***

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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

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Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

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D & C

Dig 'n Clean

A medical procedure some women need to keep in top shape down there. Formally known as a dilation and curettage.

Mary: So, how's the sex life?

Connie: It's on hold right now. I'm having odor issues but I'm getting a D & C soon to start fresh.

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"

-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas