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The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.
Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice
Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro
Tim: Just take a DBA shower
Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray
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Following in the act of someone who is acting like a dick.
Aaron always likes to be a dick, sometimes Michael follows Aaron when he is being a dick, therefore Michael is DBA (Dickish by Association)
DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), in english, TBA (The Bosnian Workhorse)
A man, machine, or horse, with an astonishing work ethic, capacity, and ability. Often outworks and outperforms others.
The desired results were not delivered, so management hired the DBA (Den Bosniske Arbejdshest), and the desired results were achieved.
A Database Administrator. One of the few low IQ tech jobs you can get. DBAs spend their time goofing off and doing anything but work. Then when it comes to doing actual work, they are slow to respond and have trouble understanding and form of code or logic an actual programmer gives them.
Has the DBA gotten back to you yet?
No, they usually take 2-3 weeks for any sort of response
Dumb Bitch Alert
D stands for dumb
B stands for bitch
And A stands for Alert
Oh god we have a DBA
don’t be ashamed , it means that don’t meant do not, be means be, ashamed means embarrassed about it
“Yo that guy eats shit” - John
“This is to the guy who eats shit, DBA BUCKEROO” -me