dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

dried mangoes

1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.

2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".

"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"

"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."

dried fruit

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

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Dried out

slang for sayin when you are all out of something.

Joe: u got any weed

John: naw man im dried out

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dried apricot

piece of flesh hanging from vaginal regions of female who's pussy has copped a battering over the years

"check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver

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dried cum

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

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dried cranberries

Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).

Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!

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