Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out

Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

dried fruit

Large variety of dried fruit items can be mixed together or eaten separately Full of fiber and very healthy.

She had to eat a lot of dried fruit on her diet.

She loves to eat dried apricots.

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Dried out

slang for sayin when you are all out of something.

Joe: u got any weed

John: naw man im dried out

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dried apricot

piece of flesh hanging from vaginal regions of female who's pussy has copped a battering over the years

"check the dried apricot hanging from that strippers beaver

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dried cranberries

Cranberries that have been dried. Also are better than raisins (dried grapes).

Eugene: Man, I wish there was a way I could fit this giant bag of cranberries into my backpack.
Joe: Dude, you can. Just try dehydrating them, they get smaller. Their name also changes from cranberries to dried cranberries, pretty cool, huh?
Eugene: You're my hero!

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dried cum

Your semen when it dries.

I jizzed on her hair yesterday and she says she still cannot clean off the dried cum.

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