DTM

Short for Deutsche Tourenwagen Meisterschleif. A crazy-ass race where taking out your competitors seems to be just as important as finishing the actual race.(cars dont tend to finish in one piece).

Oh my god! What? A huge crash! In what? DTM. Oh. Figures.

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Meaning 'Defund the media'.

'Fuck the media, they're all a bunch of spinners, DTM'.

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Down to make sandwiches, the sole purpose for women being on this earth.

I wish more girls were dtms

Nick: "Dude, Sarah's sooooo dank!"

George: "Yeah dude, and she's totally dtms..."

Nick: "Siiiiiiiick!!!!"

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Shorthand for Dead to Me. Used in reference to an idiotic person trying to ruin your day.

Girl to her friend : "Did he call you back last night?"
Response: "No, I never heard from him... he is DTM."

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Dirty Teen Mustache. The classy look of a Mexican or otherwise young Dirtbag not shaving for about a week.

Once Paco hit puberty and forgot to start shaving, he got one hell of a DTM

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Draw Those Molecules. An assignment found in Anatomy and Physiology I, where one must complete 15-page assignments drawing molecules.

Guy 1:Dude, how's your DTM coming along?

Guy 2: I had to work on it for 6 hours, no biggie T.T

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DTM

Don't Tell Mum

Hey, we got a card for mum this Christmas. DTM

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