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Roald Dahl was born September 13, 1916, he died November 23, 1990. When he was alive, he was sent to multiple boarding schools, most notably Canterbury, his headmaster was the future Archbishop of Canterbury and don't think he didn't spare students from the spanking. He did BIG spanking, mind you. Imagine, the future Archbishop of Canterbury is spanking you. But I got too far off track. When WWII started, he stopped alot of Germans from escaping to Portugese East Africa, although most of them probably wouldn't enlist in the army. He then joined the RAF and was sent on missions during the Middle East and Greece. He crashed into the ground an spent about a week in a hospital. After that, he went back to his mother until he went to America. There he found a publisher who told him to send him notes, when Roald Dahl sent him an entire book! The publisher recognized his talent and rushed to publish it. He wrote "A Piece of Cake", "The Twits", "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", "Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator", "Danny, the Champion of the World", "Matilda", "The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar and 6 More" and more.
Roald Dahl was an inspiring author.
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an ugly troll whore in the GD
Jessica Dahling is so fucking annoying...
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Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue someone has ruined your lively hood. A man would declare "You really have shat on my dahl".
A man would declare "You really did shit on my dahl".
Hindustani, Rajasthani and Punjabstani slang. To ensue you have ruined someones lively hood. A man would declare "How could you do this. I'll shit on your Dahl" and someone would reply "you shit on my Dahl"
A man would declare "How could you do this. I'll shit on your Dahl" and someone would reply "you shit on my Dahl"
Model from Texas who was a scene kid, candy kid, and finally a wandering bassist before finding her niche in posing. Literally. Seems to be able to move well in fetish ballet heels. Seems to find drama a lot, and is very famous in the Czech Republic.
Hey, I'm doing a Muze Dahl over here, take the freakin' picture.
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A saying that is closely related to the olden term, "What ever floats your boat". Meaning whatever way you like best, do it.
woman#1: you should turn the generator to 50 khz then reroute the electropulses
woman#2: hmmm...i rather to turn the generater to 45khz and leave reroute the primary cables
woman#1: ok, whatever chunkays your dahl
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