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A rubbish Football team, that can't play Football for any money. George W. Bushes chosen people. Everything bad about Football, making one pathetic team. I'm in shock that they could even defeat the Redskins once. When you insult the Redskins, you insult God. When you insult the Cowboys, you're complimenting a small child.
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SUCK!! HAHAHA hey hey i got a joke.
Frankie.- "Hey Billy, how many dallas cowboys does it take to win a super bowl?"
Billy.- "I don't know how many?"
Frankie.- "Can't nobody remember!"
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The most awesome football team ever. The people who call Dallas and their fans fags, homos, and the like are insecure about their own sexuality. They love to pick on the Cowboys and their fans, and when the Dallas fans do the same, they either: 1) make pathetic excuses 2) whine and/or complain. 3) start hating on them cause they're jealous
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!
eagles fan: Ha the cowboys suck they are a bunch of fags/druggies/homos and their fans are too.
Cowboys fan: HOW many SuperBowls have the Eagles won?
EF: one.
CF: The Dallas Cowboys have FIVE. That's what I thought. When your team wins 5 SB's, then you can talk.
EF: *SNIFFLES* But, but,
CF: But what?
EF: you're a Faggot and all the other homos that are Cowboy fans. *sobbing as he runs away*
EF:
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Overrated team that always fails their fans
Man 1: How about them Dallas Cowboys? Man 2: What about them??? Man 1: They got Eagles player of the game thanks to their performance!
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A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.
Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
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A Team that loves to lose in the playoffs
Person #1: Hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs?
Person #2: Who cares, they'll find some way to lose it.
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the best fucking team ever any one who thinks their not can blow my left nut!!5 super bowls no one has more what now fuckers? there gonna win another one pretty damn soon you can count on that! parcells is the best damn coach ever!!!!!!!!!!
The greastest of all, at the top, another level, untouchable
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